Cowboys fans petition Obama to remove Jerry Jones from power

  • Jason Whitney

A Dallas Fan has petitioned the White House to have Jerry Jones removed from power

Sick and tired of your team losing? Are you fed up with the ineptness that has plagued your favorite sports franchise? Well a Georgia man feels your pain, that is if we’re talking about the Dallas Cowboys. In a move that would be more than trendsetting, the Cowboy fan has sent a petition to the the Obama administration asking to have Jerry Jones removed as owner of the Cowboys.

Via The Dallas Morning News and the White House website:

“We, the Citizens of the Great State of Texas, and Dallas Cowboys fans worldwide, have been oppressed by an over controlling, delusional, oppressive dictator for way too long. Request the Executive Branch’s immediate assistance in removal of owner and GM, Jerry Jones. His incompetence and ego have not only been an extreme disappointment for way too long, but moreover, it has caused extreme mental and emotional duress.”

As of this post’s publishing, the petition was nearing 100 of the required 25,000 signatures needed to take it seriously.

I have a feeling that Bills, Jets, Jaguars, Raiders, Browns, Chiefs fans do not feel sorry for the Cowboys struggles.



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