As I write this, I am a bit grossed out and in a little bit of shock. Anyway, Dutch soccer player Jeffrey de Visscher was recently released by FC Emmen for the mother of all misdeeds: taking a drunken crap outside. Even worse, there is an official word in the Netherlands for someone who defecates outdoors…”wildpoeper.” You’ve got to be kidding me!
Jeffrey de Visscher
Apparently, police stumbled upon de Visscher outside of his car going at it in the woods. Of course, he claims he wasn’t even driving the car and denies the whole story. Riiiiiight. Like we’re supposed to believe a registered wildpoeper.