Remember a few years ago, when some Minnesota Vikings players got in trouble for the “Love Boat” scandal, when they brought hookers onto a boat and proceeded to act, uh, questionably? Well, one of the players involved, Fred Smoot, was recently asked about it on Reddit. One of the Redditors asked him about Bryant McKinnie’s (one of the other Vikings involved in the scandal) “going down” on one of the female partygoers. Smoot’s priceless response was this, captured via screenshot of the Reddit exchange:
You read that right. “Runnin through the okra patch”. Remember that the next time you’re eating a bowl of gumbo.
S/o to Deadspin for the story.