What would happen if each team from the NFL had their own superhero?  What would their superpowers be?  Wonder no more!  David Rappoccio of The Draw Play and the man behind the British Logos comic that took the Internet by storm decided to create some NFL themed superheroes of his own.

Some of these are obvious (Pat Patriot is obviously Captain America) and some not so much.  But one thing is for sure, they’re all very imaginative.

Here is a selection of them including the descriptions provided by Rappoccio, one from every division.  The full list of NFL superheroes can be found here.

Buffalo Bills

Has power over snow, and can make himself bigger by absorbing snow and ice to become a massive snowstorm. Capable of molding his snow self to become weapons. Watch out when he turns yellow.

Pittsburgh Steelers

A former steel factory owner who took the loss of his industry hard. Huge ego, thinks he is really special, the most special in the entire world because he’s saved it one more time than anyone else.

Tennessee Titans

A Titan god with powers of flame and a mighty sword. A strong warrior unmatched in strength, but everyone ignores him anyway and calls him the flaming T. Vows to one day regain the respect of the people, be it by force or love.

Denver Broncos

Smarter than half the world combined but confined to a chair as his mobility grows weaker with each passing day. His age and lack of physical prowess can’t keep him down though, and he seeks to control the world. Avoids physical confrontations as much as possible, because he is easily thwarted if someone goes for the face punch.

Philadelphia Eagles

One day a young man from Philadelphia drank too many Red Bulls. Now he is physically incapable of slowing down. He’s an unstoppable force of speed and efficiency, but has a tendency to trip over himself from time to time and isn’t very good at self-defense when his speed doesn’t solve the problem.

Chicago Bears

One day a young man from Philadelphia drank too many Red Bulls. Now he is physically incapable of slowing down. He’s an unstoppable force of speed and efficiency, but has a tendency to trip over himself from time to time and isn’t very good at self-defense when his speed doesn’t solve the problem.

Carolina Panthers

A shy, quiet man one day was put in an impossible situation by the Mafia. He was forced to bet his life for his wife’s. Instead, the man made a bold move. He grabbed the cards and flung it into the eyes of his captors, cutting their corneas and buying him enough time to escape. He was invigorated by his experience, and now travels to mob hideouts with his famous razor playing cards to damage all mafia operations in the mid-Atlantic. Many seem to think he’s going to get himself killed, but he’s all about the risk.

St. Louis Rams

A ram kept on a farm for breeding purposes broke free and ate some government-altered grass, then turned into a big hulking brute who destroyed an entire town faster than anyone had ever seen before. It didn’t take long to contain the beast, but in recent years researchers have begun to worry that The Ram is gaining in strength and may burst forth again.

Credit does to David Rappoccio of The Draw Play Comic.  For the rest of the superheroes, click here.