WATCH: Darth Vader throws out hilariously bad first pitch
Can lead an Intergalactic Empire. Check
Knows how to kick butt with a light saber. Check
Can use the force for all kinds of cool stuff. Check
Can throw a baseball. Not so much.
As we near Star Wars Day (that’s May the Fourth … be with you), the Cincinnati Reds turned to the dark side and had Darth Vader throw out the first pitch on Friday night. Darth should probably stick to easier things like conquering galaxies and blowing up planets with the Death Star. Check it out (via CBS Eye on Baseball)
You figure he could have used the Force to hit the outside corner. Word is that he is looking for a contract and will crush your throat if you don’t sign him. He had thirty offers by morning.
– David Whitlock
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