Credit: Sports Grid
It’s 93 degrees outside. I bring you all wonderful sports news every single day, the least you guys could do is offer me a dip in your pool. Welcome to another edition of the Lo’Down, I decided to take a break from sweating profusely to dive into all the headlines in the world of sports.
Apparently, a trading card company has chosen to replace Aaron Hernandez with Tim Tebow in their sticker books. Naturally. I mean, who else? (NESN)
Maurice Jones-Drew seriously thinks his fullback wouldn’t block for him because the fullback was facing MJD in fantasy football that week. It’s entirely possible this is true, because I know how important fantasy ball is. (Kissing Suzy Kolber)
Kevin Garnett may have not been ready to leave Boston, and it took a two-hour conversation with Paul Pierce during which Pierce convinced KG to waive his no-trade clause. (Sports-Kings)
Tiki Barber took a break from trying to make people pay $1,000 to hit the buffet with him and decided to say that Eli Manning is better than Peyton Manning. Yeah, and Grizzly Adams had a beard. (Victory Formation)
Jerry Sandusky’s son wants to change his last name. I don’t blame him, although I think of the movie Tommy Boy when I hear Sandusky, not Jerry. (Bush League Chronicle)
And the Lockdown Lady of the day is early 2000′s Ashanti. My dear Lord, she’s definitely whack it material. I wonder what she’s up to these days. Anyone? Anyone? Beuller?