The LowDown: Ryan Mathews, Aaron Hernandez, Sea Bass, Rajon Rondo, and more!
As the week of celebrating American independence begins, I’d like to thank Aaron Hernandez for completely disregarding his freedom and giving us a blueprint on how to be a first class idiot. Now, on to all the top stories in the sports world for July 1, 2013.
It was first reported that San Diego Chargers running back Ryan Mathews was arrested for laying out a heckler outside a club. Then, it was reported that he wasn’t. (Bush League Chronicles)
In a true showcase of idiocy, people owning Aaron Hernandez jerseys are selling them for good profit on Ebay. The idiocy part? Who are these people buying them? (The Victory Formation)
Who can forget Cam Neely’s hilarious character Sea Bass in the movie Dumb and Dumber? Well, it looks like Neely wants to play Bass again on the big screen in the sequel. Sea Bass and the boys offered to pick up our check! (NESN)
As the Boston Celtics continue their massive overhaul and aim towards a complete rebuild, it’s been rumored that star point guard Rajon Rondo could be the next to move. The Dallas Mavericks have been in talks with the Celtics, but there’s one problem: the guy the C’s want in return for Rondo. (The Mars Reel)
The Mark Sanchez buttfumble is NEVER going away. It’s got its own silent movie now. (The Victory Formation)
With a laundry list of lawsuits piling up, an ex-NFL player simply said that the NFL is waiting for retirees with health issues to die. Whoa. (Down and Distance)
And my favorite part, the Lockdown Lady of the day. Today, it’s model/dancer/UFC ring girl Brittney Palmer. How could any fighter concentrate with her waltzing around in between rounds?